MySpace has now declared war on your favorite 1337 Ninja Prime Minister. They've done it, of all places, in an ad for some crap called MySpace Secret Shows. 
I was ready to login so I could see all the messages I got from sex starved porn girls, ringtone scammers, and the makers of this weird hydraulic wiener sling thingy, when I looked to the left and saw the ad, which was a blatant and intentional shot at ME, Prime Minister Ninja Andrew Nathaniel Panda Jr.
I was ready to login so I could see all the messages I got from sex starved porn girls, ringtone scammers, and the makers of this weird hydraulic wiener sling thingy, when I looked to the left and saw the ad, which was a blatant and intentional shot at ME, Prime Minister Ninja Andrew Nathaniel Panda Jr.
It's obviously a thinly veiled message that people should shoot at me! Ok, I know some of my readers may be slow and less 1337 than me, so I've constructed a visual aid so that you can picture their real thoughts.
All you have to do is lighten the color of the original and add a 1337 bandanna, and... oh my god, it's ME!
Well, it's almost me. They gave me a gun to make me more threatening and evil. I prefer a sword as my weapon of choice. Once you've made all those changes, behold! Their hidden agenda to trick porn girls, spammers, and wiener sling salespersons into shooting me becomes plain as day! Well, two can play at this game!
I think this version of the ad is far superior to the Andy threatening version. It's so beautiful that it chokes me up a bit. Actually, I think that's going to be my desktop wallpaper for a while. Ah, 1337!Ok, we're even now, Tom. Don't pull this Panda threat crap anymore!
Andy
3 comments:
what a jerk
the panda continues to prove what a repressed latent homosexual he is.
he should do the right thing and jump off a tall building so there is no chance he could reproduce- as if he ever got laid- no chance- he is dick-less
this scum bag piece of lying shit should take the black penis out of his mouth long enough to rape his sister and mother again
Well, look at this ladies and gentlemen: the 1337N355 has been visited by the webmaster of Andyville.org, and best friend to gay bikers everywhere, Andy "Chuck" Nierman! Hi Chuck! Couldn't stay away, could you? You just had to continue to make an ass of yourself. Excellent.
For those of you who don't know this mouth-breather, please refer to the following Andyville articles so that you can catch up with the conversations he has had with my 1337 self.
Me vs Andyville.org
Me vs Andyville.org, Round 2
Me vs Andyville.org, Part 3: I Win!
Me vs Andyville.org, Part 4: The Congratulations
Me vs Andyville.org, Part 5: The End
You can also check out the comic series all of this inspired, The Adventures of Non-Ninja Andy and Butch
Volume 1, Volume 2, Volume 3, Volume 4, Volume 5, Volume 6, Volume 7, Volume 8, Volume 9, Volume 10.
Once you're up to date you'll understand (unless, like Mr. Nierman, you don't have the basic mental capacity to understand simple concepts).
Oh, and Chuck, stay on topic, Douche. This post was about Tom, so your comment doesn't make any sense... unless, you are in cahoots with my enemy Tom... YOU'RE BANGING TOM, AREN'T YOU? You sick bastard! I mean, think of Butch! (...but not while you're wanking like usual.) What kind of role model are you?
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